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Last updated: 2026-04-27

Off the clock

The professional Jesse lives on the home page. This is the rest.

Hip-hop

In rotation right now:

  • TODO — your picks (artists, albums, specific songs, with 1-line takes)
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Standup

Specials worth your time:

  • TODO — comedians + specific specials, with the line that got you
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Breakfast burritos

Spots that justify the carbs:

  • TODO — name + 1-line take (sauce, the egg ratio, whatever)
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Reading I keep coming back to

  • TODO — books, essays, threads, blog posts that bent your thinking
  • TODO
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One weird thing

TODO — pick something idiosyncratic. The walking-music playlist. The hot-sauce ranking. The favorite writing routine. The thing only you would put on this list.


This page updates whenever I have something worth saying. No cadence — if it sits unchanged for months, the picks were good.